Saturday, March 13, 2010

playfullashley


21 / Woman seeking Man 18 - 50
Rating : 8.85
Born : 1988-12-18
Location : Sydney, Australia
About playfullashley: Ey hows it goin? My names Ashley, but around these parts Im known as Captain Jugs (with one G), or Killa Cam. nice to meet you. Im a little crazy at the fun and goofy age of 20 but im trying to live my life to the fullest. I am an aspiring model/singer/actress who is currently working as a massage therapist/bar hopping, blunt smoking maniac. I'm a strong young woman- inside and out. I can be very sensitive but I can also not give a flying fuck. I can be careless, reckless and quite insane at times, but hey, thats just me. I can also be the best friend you've ever wanted. Lots of people probably think I'm too wild, not the sharpest tool in the shed, or a classless slut. These are the people that don't actually take the time out to get to know me. I'm a tough broad who's soft as can be on the inside. I care a lot about people and I wear my heart on my sleeve, and unfortunately that quality gets taken advantage of sometimes. I consider myself a Free Bird, and i refuse to hold onto any sort of anchor... I'm a good girl with a good heart and if people can't see that in me, then I believe I'm better off without them. I'm a good listener and I've been told I give great advice. I love to be loved and I'm never afraid to give someone a hug. I'm pretty laid back and down to earth- marijuana will do that to ya. I don't know what's in this season and i have no clue who Paris Hilton is banging at the moment, because honestly- i really just dont give a shit. Sometimes I don't like to match and i occasionally rock snowboots in the summer. I talk in different accents, I suck at crossing my eyes and I'm a huge nerd. I know how to laugh at myself, which is something people need to do more often. I try not to take life, or anything for that matter, too seriously. I think there's nothing worse than dumb drama and nothing better than good company. Respect is the root of all good things and somehow tender loving care is intertwined within it. If you have no respect, you have nothing. Well that's atleast what i think. I love badass hunky dudes with tattoos and motorcylces, and latina women with accents, tiny waists and big butts. I'm big into sports and have played ball for as long as i can remember. I love the Cubs, Bulls, and the Bears and I'm absolutely in love with the city of Chicago. I love to chug beer and I probably burp louder than everyone who has ever read this- lol, not even lying. I swear like a pissed off truck driver and i chill like one of the guys.... I might be a big tomboy, but watch out, cuz when I get dolled up, you'd never guess I'd whoop your ass in a keg stand competition. I love feeling sexy and strutting my shit out on the town with my girls, and I'm very proud to say I can hop a fence in any inch high heel... I am hell on high heels. I try to laugh as much as i possibly can and take way too many pictures. I live my life to the fullest simply because of the fact that life is there to be lived to the fullest- not taking anything or anyone for granted. I try living my one and only life with no regrets. Sure, there are plenty of things I may not be proud of, but it's what I wanted to do at the time, so fuck it.... Do the damn thing, go nuts, and party hard. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff. So let the bullshit roll off your shoulder and take another swig of your brewski, cuz you might regret not smiling the night away. ....I don't pretend to be anyone I'm not. And to be honest, I think I'm doing a damn good job being myself, so I'll just keep my pimp hand strong like that. thanks for stopping by =)

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